A scenario about sext chat
Later you can use me as a story to turn on your much more age-appropriate boyfriend. You are lying in the hospital sick and weak and sort of disgusting looking, and have some kind of painkiller-induced crush on me, but really I’m just going to get drunk with my girlfriends later and talk about how gross and weird your head wound is.
4) Let’s pretend we’re online, and in two different cities, and it’s 3 a.m.
1) Let’s pretend I’m in love with someone else, and want nothing to do with you in the morning because I hate myself for being rejected, and I just want to be fucked into mute comatose exhausted silence by someone who only sees me as an object.
Let’s pretend you paid for my drinks, and I drank a lot.
and we’re both mildly drunk and bored with looking at facebook, so we exchange lame generic quips about dicks and boobs, and then maybe if this happens a lot we can pretend we have crushes on each other even though you have a girlfriend and I think your updates are inarticulate and lame.
Later, when I’ve ignored you on chat a few times, you can start “liking” everything I post but never commenting, because you want to get my attention, yet aren’t smart enough to think of something good to say.