Blind dating sex
We met for drinks, and things were really going well.
Handsome, charming, seemingly normal, so I agreed to go on another date with him.
We head to a really nice steakhouse, and after appetizers and his third martini, he starts to speak baby talk to me, as in "Would you wike a wittle kissy-wissy?
" Our steaks arrive and he reached across the table to cut my meat for me!
Every time I tried to steer the conversation towards his interests or some kind of mutual ground, he would come out with questions like "So what's your favorite show on MTV?
" and "So how about that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there.
(I wish I was making this up.) I make it to the ladies' room, where my waitress walks in after me as I'm planning my escape route, and she says, "Um, I was just listening in on your date. —Kristin, NYThough we had really hit it off on the phone, when we met in person, my blind date looked nothing like he said he did and spent our entire date talking about how unattractive he is and how women constantly reject him, asking me if I thought he was ugly.
I cut the date short, declined a second date, and thought I was in the clear when I didn't hear from him for a couple of days.
(I wish I was making this up.) I make it to the ladies' room, where my waitress walks in after me as I'm planning my escape route, and she says, "Um, I was just listening in on your date. —Kristin, NYAfter a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.After a bad breakup, I let my mom set me up with the son of one of her friends.I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me.—Dee, NJI once went on a date with a guy I met online.
He looked normal enough, and I agreed to go on a date with him.Then, I got an e-mail from him: not a single word, just a photo of his penis.