Hes dating but im not
He emails you or messages you all day when he's bored but never actually has time to hang out.
So we're just friends who care about each other more than normal friends do." Sorry but "normal friends" do not exist in a constant state of pre-boning. She sounds like she's just having a really hard day." Him giving you advice: "He sounds lame." Follow Lane on Twitter and Instagram.
"It's just like, he's not ready and in a way, I'm not ready either. You giving him advice: "Well, maybe you should do something nice for her.
Even when he's dating someone, it's still like he's dating you too. He says things like, "Why can't my girlfriend be more like you? Probably because you're not dating me, you're dating her, but you're also mentally dating me because you know it's not working with her.
And then when that shining, glorious day comes, maybe, just maybe you guys can bang.
So then you're left having to explain everything he's ever said or done around you to your friends in detail so you can be like, "See???
He's said that "If we're not married by the time we're 40, let's marry each other" nonsense.
"He might have someone he's technically with, but I'm the one he has ~*d Ee P*~ conversations with.
He calls you when he has a fight with his significant other. Why can't it just be as easy to talk to her as it is to talk to you? He makes little comments how you guys would be so good together with no intention of making that happen. If you haven't talked to him in months and you know he's been dating someone and suddenly his number appears on your phone, you can almost guarantee it's because he's single now. You make excuses for how you guys act together because you realize what you're doing isn't totally OK. You know, any situation wherein everyone will automatically assume you guys are together because you both kind of are. He turns to you for dating advice but acts annoyed when you talk about your dating life.
"How dare you break our friendship's unspoken rule that you never date anyone because you're waiting for me to finally realize I'm in love with you and actually make a move?! He disappears when he's in a relationship but always show up again once they break up.
He's waiting for the weather to be exactly 68 degrees and sunny with a chance of a hail storm.
I once dated a guy who said he wanted to sleep with other people but didn't want me to.