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There we watched him charm his people telling them dirty jokes.
One is about someone who went to the toilet and didn't wash his hands. I spent a lot of time with Roger Stone discussing how he gets his hair that way.
Among the gags and jokes on his page include a shot of a roll of tape with the word 'Sex' written on it that he captioned, 'my sex tape;' an image of a strapless thong he held in his hand with the caption, 'err;' a meme which compliments his followers on having nice butts; and a shot of a plain, albeit used, urinal.
Devoted dad: The actor showed off a number of shots in which he's spending time with his son, Flynn, aged five years.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star, who famously got into an argument with the pop singer more than two years ago in Ibiza, made his page on the social media site public, giving his fans an insight into his daily life.
One of the very first comments on his newly-public page came from Miranda Kerr - his stunning ex-wife who the aforementioned scrum with Bieber was reportedly fueled over.
The 33-year-old beauty, who shares a son named Flynn, aged five years, with The Three Musketeers actor, wrote 'Nice one! The friendly social media exchanges lend insights that the Romeo and Juliet lothario and Australian model - who divorced in October of 2013 - are getting along fine, amid the ex-Victoria's Secret beauty's recent summer engagement to Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel.
The launch: Bloom removed the public settings on his page about a month after his one-time fight rival Justin Bieber left the site amid frustration over a flood of negative responses to his new girlfriend, Sofia Richie Granted it's probably something Bloom, the crown jewel of The Lord of the Rings franchise, isn't losing too much sleep over, as he himself has been in an A-list relationship with pop's brightest firework, Katy Perry.
Bloom even alluded to the revealing caper in one of his posts, as he's running in slow motion toward the camera while donning a pair of red swim trunks.He captioned the tongue-in-cheek post: 'when you are chasing down the guy who stole your swimming trunks,' a sly nod to the embarrassing fiasco.