Seinfeld dating quotes
You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. I've got the toe clippers right here." Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. I have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
George Costanza (Jason Alexander) character wasn’t the leading role in Seinfeld Tv Series but according to fans, he was the reason of success.
Costanza is one of the greatest sitcom character of all time.
He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs.
Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them." I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain.
Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box. Goodbye." What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? See you later." You know what I never get with the limo?
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is.